at a party:
me: *slides the dj $20* play Tchaikovsky’s fourth symphony
dadadada da dada da da
me: *slides the dj $20* play Tchaikovsky’s fourth symphony
dadadada da dada da da
the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

talk dirty to me
Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???

reblogging my own post because what in the fuck

i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.
Know what’s even better?
HYPERBASS FLUTE

my counter:

piccolo trombone
The third one is a subcontrabass tuba. Contrabass tuba is a regular CC or BBb. The one picture above is BBBb I believe.
Maddie just poured hot grease from the bacon on duke
THIS IS ME
I’m the dog.
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I think the update broke them, and almost everyone else.
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hundertein
Start writing them out in your native languages or other fun ones you may know! Educational posts!
Y'all fuckers missed 51.